Mom’s Criteria for Dating Spacekicker

Posted on April 18th, 2007 by Jeremy.
Categories: Blog.

Mom was up this weekend and has given me a list…the list to end all lists! The list of “musts” for any potential suiterettes that come my way…so without further adieu, Mama Schwarzenegger’s top 10 things a girl must have to date/marry me.

10 - Loves the Lord with all her heart

9 - Finds massive chest hair attractive

8 - Loves to read and watch LOTS of movies and TV.

7 - Is not a risk taker and has a steady career AND emotions

6 - Loves kids and wants some of her own (before she is 40)

5 - Is a prayer warrior

4 - Can tolerate loud noise, strong humor, teasing and sarcasm

3 - Better be a Republican or a Conservative Democrat.

2 - Likes to be romanced

and the number one requirement to date or marry spacekicker….

*drum roll*

1 - Good listener - I mean REALLY good listener