Last night one of my new bosses (there are two, a guy and a princess), Boss1, the guy, asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. Instead of scaring him with “Ruler of the known galaxy” I scaled back my interest for his finite mind and told him that I would like to be a professional writer…
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Usually on Mondays, at around 7pm, I stop what I’m doing and mosey on over to my Bible Study.

It’s a recent occurrence, I’ve only been attending it a couple weeks prior to Thanksgiving, but I have to tell you, it has become a MUST for me to keep my sanity throughout the week.

This group of guys are truly unbelievable. All of them are smart, ambitious, handsome and extremely into their faith. I feel as though someone unwittingly let me sit at the popular table at lunch, or, I’m some type of charity project that they’ve taken on…
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My cousin, “Tommy the Tummy” as I have been known to call him, came up to visit me today. We palled around in China town where he acquired a chilling new knife, had lunch at the fabuloso “The Counter”, waddled our fat selves down to the Pier and played a few games, came home, went back out to eat at Barney’s Beanery and then back home for some Survivor.

Now…let the story portion begin
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Yeah, i’ve tried to lift myself out of the muck and mire of my daily doing nothingness (with the Help of the superbly written Bendis Ultimate Spiderman) to post something of mediocre value on the infinite sea of the internet. So here is the crap that I know you have all been waiting for.
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Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
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Okay Okay, here it is. Did it on the fly so don’t beat me up about the rhyme scheme too much.

My Christmas
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I watch a lot of TV thanks to Tivo. I love Tivo. The true beauty of it though is I get to watch shows I never knew existed…
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Once upon a time, in a college not too far from Mexico, one Spacekicker began his life as an underclassman. Hopes and dreams abounded in his addled mind as he scurried about adjusting to the unusual amount of freedom that University life had given him.
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Mama Schwarzenegger was nice enough to write out what she tells me EVERY YEAR. The story of my birth. I usually get a call EARLY in the morn and she doesn’t stop to say hello she just darts into the story. Well today she’s written it all for your perusal *plus I’ll have a post party analysis soon*
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Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus”
Offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:
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