From Biceps to Riches!

Posted on December 27th, 2005 by FitnessPsycho.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

Despite the fact that Spacekicker has been persistent about requesting articles from me regarding my many adventures, I have successfully avoided every posting deadline in typical FitnessPsycho-fashion by over-committing myself to a long list of completely obscure projects.

Although the past few months have been blushing with rhapsodies full of quasi-fabricated drama, obscene dodgeball tournaments, competitive 10Ks, spasms of West Wing marathons, and fresh daydreams of my new celebrity obsession with Joaquin Phoenix, needless to say, I officially hold the title as the �World�s Worst Contributing Editor To Spacekicker.com� � unfortunately, the outcomes of my recent affairs have also earned me the title of �World�s Worst Graduate Student� (and I use the term �graduate� loosely, for this ambition still remains to be seen).

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This bike is (not) automatic, (not) systematic, (but very) HYDRO-matic

Posted on August 10th, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

Why its a Grease Lightning!

Last night I upgraded my fitness capacity to hydro-fitness! (And you thought Ratchet & Clank were the only ones with the cool water-powered weapons.)

As if I didn’t have sufficient formats in my teaching repertoire…
As if being a cardio-spastic daredevil wasn’t pushing my anaerobic threshold high enough…
As if taking my body to muscular fatigue wasn’t sculpting my physique to beyond athlete-status…
As if being a Yogini-meenie-miny-moh wasn’t already a spiritually fulfilling journey…
Somehow, my need to adapt and grow in this industry has allowed me to reverse-evolve, grow fins, and go from land aerobics back into the water. I have officially transformed myself into…
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The Triathlon is greater than the sum of its parts

Posted on June 9th, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

Yes folks, I have officially completed my second triathlon (and I use the term “completed” loosely only because I exclusively participated in the running portion of the race).

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It’s 10 o’clock - do you know where your HOT Personal Trainer is?

Posted on April 28th, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

“Wait while I’ll find the beat,” says my friend Maya when I change the music track during our workouts together. She’s not too music savvy, but she’s awfully delightful to exercise with – so I let it slide.
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My ears are ringing!

Posted on March 21st, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

Back when cell phones and pagers first came out, we had our share of Morse code ring tones: a series of short and long rings. Anyone who had the option of selecting between more than the familiar Ring 1 and Ring 2, was definitely considered a pimp.

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Personally it’s monday

Posted on March 14th, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: Entertainment, FitnessPsycho, Personal, Rant, Religion, polls.

So, here we are in another Monday. My weekend had it’s share of ups and downs (mostly downs I have to admit), but I’m trying to maintain a certain amount of cheer throughout the day. I’m noticing that “happiness” seems to be more of a choice rather than a “hope” if that makes any sense.

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli:
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TREADMILL CHALLENGE

Posted on February 17th, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

My apologies for a delayed response to the exercise question posed during this past week. I had a few school-related deadlines to tend to…

… okay, I’m lying – I was just too *%(&*ing lazy to write something …

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New Poll!!

Posted on February 7th, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

Please, for the love of God, tell the people at spacekicker.com to get a new Poll going!

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Uh-ooogah!

Posted on January 21st, 2005 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

What does it mean when Ben Affleck, Heather Locklear, John Mayer, Claire Forlani, and my ex-boyfriend and I are in all in an aerobics class together? Well, that’s the dream I woke from this morning… and can I just tell you how uncoordinated Ben Affleck is doing hamstring curls!!

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Annie, Annie, Are you okay?

Posted on December 27th, 2004 by Jeremy.
Categories: FitnessPsycho.

Of all my years in teaching group fitness classes, I thought I could confidently say that I had seen it all. But last Wednesday I may have witnessed the big one.

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