After months of seeing giddy pictures of Spacekicker in love, watching his romantic YouTube videos and hearing lustful stories about Princess Hotcakes, I still had my doubts whether or not this girl even existed. (I mean, these days you can do so much on Photoshop and digital editing software). So, this weekend while I was in California on business, I called Spacekicker on his bluff and basically said, “Let’s meet this so-called PHC.” I had to make sure, of course, that PHC wasn’t some ancient derivative of THC (the effects of which are also known to make you feel giddy.)

Without hesitation, he suggested we meet at a fru-fru place called Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood (a relatively fru-fru part of LA). Knowing that “coral tree” is often the term given to red-flowered plants, I sensed this might be an indication that I was about to witness some major organic energy.

When I arrived at the cafe, there she was. The newest cast member to this season’s Spacekicker show - PHC - aka Princess Hotcakes. Or so she seemed. I’ve lived in LA. I know the rules. Everyone is an actor. This gal could have been a total fake, hired for the day to play a role. I had to do some more probing.

We said our hellos. She smiled. And that’s all it took. This girl was the real deal. Anyone whose smile lights up a room like hers did, is definitely worth holding on to.

In conclusion: PHC is not a fake. She is not a paid actress. Nor is she just a guest spot. She does, in fact, exist. And she is here to stay! And I am THRILLED. She is, by far, the COOLEST and most intelligent girl Spacekicker has ever dated! Confident, kind, spiritual and her eyes sparkle when she’s with our crazy Spacekicker! PHC gets my official stamp of approval - not that she needs it!

I wish them both many more happy moments together (can you guys believe they’ve already been dating for 9 months! Crazy!!)

Anyway - my trip to CA was awesome. Could have done without the valet parking and abnormally expensive fru-fru raw salad. But other than that - I was delighted to have had a few hours to catch up with my long-time awesome friend - Spacekicker!

To: PHC and Spacekicker
Next time you come visit us in the desert… let me know. Our venues have free parking, our gas prices are cheaper, and we have cafes that actually serve black, cheap coffee.