I missed JAYBO’s Birthday…
by Jeremy on Jul.11, 2007, under Blog, Jaybo, news
I don’t really have an excuse. I went to his site today and he mentioned he had his birthday. I thought “his birthday?” that’s not until….
Oh Shazbot!
I rushed to my calendar (Lord of the Rings Calendar to be exact) and realized I hadn’t flipped the page. I quickly did so and there on July 9th sat “Jaybo’s Bday”.
I feel awful Jaybo, truly Awful.
You have been and continue to be the greatest of friends. Your contributions to my life, website, everything are innumerable and I am certainly glad you are alive.
But i’m sorry I forgot to get you on your bday. That’s horrible of me my dear sir!
So, here it is now, a couple days late, but here.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
22 comments for this entry:
July 11th, 2007 on 9:05 am
Get’s a girl. Ditches his friends.
July 11th, 2007 on 9:08 am
Ouch!
July 11th, 2007 on 10:46 am
Why thank you Josh! That is awfully nice of you! Doesn’t everyone think so? Isn’t it nice of Josh to wish me a Happy Birthday? That Josh… he’s a helluva guy. A HELLUVA guy! When’s your birthday Josh? I’ll be sure to wish you one too. Let’s all give Josh a round of applause! For he’s a jolly good fellow! For he’s a jolly good fellow! For he’s a jolly good feeeeeeeeeeeellow! Which nobody can deny!
I hope the milk and cookies are worth it, brother! MILK AND COOKIES!
July 11th, 2007 on 10:48 am
Awww come on, what do I have to do here? I’ve groveled! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!?!?!
July 11th, 2007 on 10:52 am
Wait a second, I’ve got to do laundry. I’ve got bus tracks all up and down my back.
MILK AND COOKIES! Jaybo. MILK AND COOKIES! Jaybo.
I, like the lesser of society, know my place and where I belong. I will serve humbly at will of the Kicker and accept what scraps fall from his table….
July 11th, 2007 on 11:02 am
Dude, I never said that was the reason. I have no excuse I apologized, over and OVER AND OVER!!! Jesus would forgive me
July 11th, 2007 on 11:05 am
“I did it all for the Nookie! COMEON! The Nookie! COMEON! The Nookie! COMEON!”
July 11th, 2007 on 11:05 am
I didn’t!!! You jerkwad!!!!
I forgot, I FORGOTTTTTTT!!!!
July 11th, 2007 on 11:06 am
Oh let’s NOT bring Jesus into this! No one EVER forgets his birthday! Even the people who DON’T go to church go to church on his birthday
July 11th, 2007 on 11:08 am
Ok… I guess that’s enough painful groveling for now. I know it pains you and I suppose that is enough; however, my attorney has advised me to hold onto this guilt card and pull it back out whenever I see fit. It’s the best gift you could have ever given me!
July 11th, 2007 on 11:08 am
HAHAHA! aRRRRRGGHHH! Watch it, or I might just forget to pick you up when you come into town.
July 11th, 2007 on 11:10 am
At least I’d know where you’d be!
ZING!
July 11th, 2007 on 11:10 am
dangit….the guilt card…SONOFA
July 11th, 2007 on 12:45 pm
Wow… You two have a fascinating friendship…
This dialogue wouldn’t happen between girls…
Happy birthday week, Jaybo!
July 11th, 2007 on 12:46 pm
DAMN STRAIGHT HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK!
Apparently these people don’t know our history and deep, deep love for each other.
Are you ashamed of me?
July 11th, 2007 on 12:56 pm
You know I love you man. My man love for you is unparalleled in the history of man love…wait…that doesn’t sound right.
July 11th, 2007 on 4:18 pm
Oh goodness, Jeremy, that could have turned into an awkward situation for you had I not expertly perceived the need for a “buffer” comment just now.
Happy birthday Jay!
*buffer comment complete*
July 12th, 2007 on 8:21 am
Happy Birthday Jaybo! You’re the greatest.
July 12th, 2007 on 8:22 am
happy Birthday Jaybo!! You’re the greatest.
July 12th, 2007 on 8:23 am
Opps…Your site sucks Kicks!
July 12th, 2007 on 9:09 am
Happy birthday Jaybo!!
July 24th, 2007 on 12:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0