It’s Not A Small World After All by Fitness Psycho
It’s a world of junk food
A world of fries
It’s a world of Coke
All is super-sized
We are up to our knees
With such deadly disease
Cuz it’s NOT a small world.
Not a small world after all…
Not a small world after all…
Not a small world after all…
Not a small, small world…
Okay, so I changed the words – but c’mon – when you hear that Disneyland is closing down “Small World” for renovations because the ride couldn’t accommodate the ‘larger’ population, wouldn’t you feel the need to rewrite the jingle? Apparently the boats were bottoming-out and getting stuck in certain parts of the ride. So sad.
Here’s a quote from the article:
“The ride monitors attempt to leave empty seats on many boats to compensate for the hefty, but this routinely antagonizes the hundreds of paying customers waiting in line. When a boat does bottom out, a long line of other boats backs up behind it, their passengers slowly going mad from listening to the ride’s theme song.”
Dude, I go ‘mad’ just going through the ride normally once. I can’t imagine getting stuck for 15-30 minutes. Man! They might have to consider some type of debriefing protocol from riders who begin displaying schizophrenic tendencies. I would suggest a moment in the park’s infamous Tiki Tiki room (where the plants and flowers sing & dance). It always calms me down, but that’s just me…
Reports state that these renovations will start in January and will take about 10 months to a year!
I have a real love hate relationship with that ride. It’s like something that I crave that’s bad for me…like Pringles…or heroin.
I can understand Pringles… but how would you know about a heroin craving? Unless you meant heroine… as in a craving for a hot super chick.
they have fat free pringles.
Renovation London is turning into a profitable business….
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