10 musts to be Spacekicker’s Wife - by Mama S.

Posted on March 27th, 2007 by Jeremy.
Categories: Entertainment, Personal.

Mom was up this weekend and has given me a list…the list to end all lists! The list of “musts” for any potential suiterettes that come my way…so without further adieu, Mama Schwarzenegger’s top 10 things a girl must have to date/marry me.

10 - Loves the Lord with all her heart

9 - Finds massive chest hair attractive

8 - Loves to read and watch LOTS of movies and TV.

7 - Is not a risk taker and has a steady career AND emotions

6 - Loves kids and wants some of her own (before she is 40)

5 - Is a prayer warrior

4 - Can tolerate loud noise, strong humor, teasing and sarcasm

3 - Better be a Republican or a Conservative Democrat.

2 - Likes to be romanced

and the number one requirement to date or marry spacekicker….

*drum roll*

1 - Good listener - I mean REALLY good listener

13 comments.

Jeremy

Comment on March 27th, 2007.

hmmmmmmmmmm

Amy

Comment on March 27th, 2007.

So, #9? Hair on a massive chest? Massive hair on a chest? :)

This is a good list. I know she’s out there…may you find her in God’s perfect timing.
PS Is there any girl out there that DOESN’T fit #2?

Jeremy

Comment on March 27th, 2007.

yeah yeah, what Amy said…hair ON a massive chest! :0

Skedoozy

Comment on March 27th, 2007.

I saw her the other day at Target…. then I realized it was a mannequin.

Jeremy

Comment on March 27th, 2007.

LOL

Shannon

Comment on March 27th, 2007.

Not a risk taker? Are you not a risk taker?

Jaybo

Comment on March 28th, 2007.

Wow… um… I’m gonna really have to make fun of you later for this one.

My mom’s gonna post a list now soon too.

It’s called “How To Point Out Issues In My Son’s Life That He Has Trouble With: A Guide For Girls”

Jeremy

Comment on March 28th, 2007.

No shannon I AM a risk taker, thus she wants someone to anchor me lol

Geekmeister

Comment on March 28th, 2007.

NOTE TO SPACEKICKER’S FUTURE WIFE: If you like like all that hair on his chest when he’s 30, you’re going to LOVE the hair on his BACK when he’s 40!

Jeremy

Comment on March 28th, 2007.

double ouch!

Supermom

Comment on March 28th, 2007.

What, pray tell, does Seadog think of this list? Ask him and tell him LORI sent ya!!!!!!

sabrafox

Comment on March 29th, 2007.

Don’t worry Jeremy. She’s out there. And she’ll love the fact that you look like you’re wearing a sweater even when you’re in the shower.
And how great will it be when God finally sends her your way?

Jaybo

Comment on March 29th, 2007.

Roooooooooooooooxanne… you don’t have to put on the red light. Those days are over. You can see my sweater in the morning light…

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