Yeah I’ve been skimping month to month, but Allison Mack makes up for the ones I’ve missed.
Picture Courtesy Sead0g.
Let’s see what we have here.
Wikipedia tells us that she was “born in Germanyto American parents, Mindy and Jonathan Mack.”
Okay let’s not hold that against her. I mean really there are alot of good things about Germany…err…umm…it sorta sounds like MY name JEREMY, GERMANY, see, that’s great right there!
“Her father was an opera singer performing there.”
Okay Okay, her father is an opera singer, I know how that sounds…LOUD (lol), no seriously, that’s cool, I mean it’s not like he’d have a problem with ME dating his daughter.
“What do you doOOooo figaro figaro!!!?” he bellows
” I’m an assistant to corporate big wigs” I’d smirk
“That’s not gooOOOD enough FOOOOrrr My DAUUUgghhtERRR!!!” He’d break glass with that last word.
“Dude…shut up or I’ll punch you…Opera man!” And I’d give him two for flinching.
“The Mack family moved back to the United States when Allison was two years old.”
Because the USA is the best place in the Universe and if you say otherwise Chuck Norris will kick your eyeballs out.
“She began her acting career at the age of four in commercials for “German Chocolate.”
Is that anything like…better not quote Eddie Murphy here 
“Mack then went into modeling for a short period because her mother thought she “looked cute in clothes.”
ALERT ALERT!!! UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR!!
“She began studying at The Young Actors Space in Los Angeles when she was seven.”
Wasted youth. She’d have to relive all of her adolescence with ME, the man that makes Peter Pan look like a crochety old dunce.
I’ve actually met Miss Mack once when she was on Hiatus from Smallville. I was working at BlockBuster at the time and she came in with her….shall we say…malnourished looking boyfriend (what do you want, the guy was a waif, but really would she pick a manly man if her Father was an opera singer? I think not!).
I was pretty stunned. She is the type of lady that looks WAYYYY better in person than on screen (which in my experience is RARELY the case). She is simply Gorgeous with a capital “G”. I was tempted to caveman her boytoy and prove my alpha maledom right there, but I knew better, and I had no caffeine that day (lucky her).
She had some huge late fee which i erased while uttering “You owe nothing because you are great in Smallville (Please be my wife)!”
I think at that point she touched my hand and said thank you…I’m not sure because I blacked out.
Not really, but it’s a blur after our eyes met…MAGIC I TELL YOU MAGIC!!!
And that is why ALLISON MACK is my celebrity crush of the month
