Crochet Spin

Posted on September 27th, 2004 by Jeremy.
Categories: Rant.

Well Hellllooo Cousin Jerm! Can you ever guess who this might be? (BIG grinning toothfull smile) Rumor had it you had a web site and here it is!

So tell me… Who is the Crochet Queen you write of? You see, IEEE am THE Crochet Queen in the Queendom of Crochet! When I read of another titled Crochet Queen I nearly popped a stitch in my crochet chrysalis! Then, suddenly all my crochet projects broke out in puff stitiches. My yarn became knotty-(bad yarn)-and the tension was so tight it became necessary to with the hook stab and poke the crochet in the general area of the stitch hole! Yeah, sure, it had a little ruffle to it but hey, that is what “blocking” is for. ( Little joke there, only a crocheter would get that probably). Blocking is the process of wetting the crochet piece on a flat surface, massaging it in to place -or yanking and beating it, (what ever it calls for, it will tell you, crochet can be bossy), and then you accupunture it with pins to keep its shape till it dries. Anyway… in a a 2am blurry eyed “is that where that stitch goes?” crochet meditation gone merathon, it struck me… The actualization of the intellectual understanding of the holographic world pardigm. Not just knowing about it, but knowing it. Ah ha! Every Crochet Queen IS a queen and that we are all part of this giant crocheted web of each other and the universe. I was so excited I woke up awake! And then realized the 18 rows I had completed on my project were drempt and did not exist on this plane of conciousness. It was like crocheting them twice. Oh well, it was better than dreaming of working all day and not getting paid. So as I pollish my crochet crown I am glad to know that there is another Crochet Queen in her Queendom out there and I raise my crochet hook to all the crochet hookers out there and every fiber of this fabric of existance! What a twisted web we crochet…

Anyway cousin Jerm, it was fun ranting. If you ever wanna drop me a line-Your cuz, Carmen Estelle

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